CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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800th Entry! The Best of the Past 100!

Friday, January 18, 2008

this entry brought to you by damien rice, "cheers darlin'"


For the best of the previous 100, you can click here as always. Enjoy!

RANDOM/ FUNNY

I had a friend who told me that his fiance masturbates to this particular movie, and I've had to assure him-- his girlfriend is absolutely insane, because there's no way a healthy human being can enjoy it sexually.

What do you think happens to female suicide bombers when they go to their heaven? Do they still get their 72 virgins?.

I had a friend that used to skip brushing her teeth for a whole week at a time. The only thing more disgusting would be if she never wiped her ass.

It's kind of hard to remember, but a few months ago, the biggest story in the world was Jenny McCarthy's autistic son. And Danny the Dopehead had something to say about it.

Need cheap, affordable costumes next year for Halloween? I got you covered.

Have you ever heard that bullshit about caffiene being a drug? Well, it's bullshit.

Sometimes you need help looking at the bright side of life. The next 12 months might get ugly, but there's still things to be thankful for.

If you've never thought of it before, you ought to realize that Ronald McDonald has the best job in the world, and if you were smart, you'd look into getting that gig.

Ready for the next generation of Mountain Dew? I'll bet you fucking aren't.

Do you ever just watch the extras in the background of your favorite shows? The techie guys are the best.

Yes! It's about damn time someone stuck it to Pitchfork Media!

I don't call it New Years Day. I call it New Calendar Day. And anyway, I had a good time. So much good time it was illegal.

Meanwhile, back in 1948, the value of five bucks was a little different than it is now.


SERIOUS/ TOPICAL

Barack Obama not black enough? Hey, why doncha go fuck yourself?

I don't know if this has ever happened to you, but watching dead porn stars is very awkward.

I hate it when Left Wingers tell methey believe in abortion, but not for themselves, because that implies that they have to justify their beliefs beyond just saying what they do believe.

Do you remember the purple band-aids Republican supporters wore to criticize John Kerry back in '04? It was absolute bullshit, and it was just a warm-up.

What I don't understand is how anybody can graduate the eighth grade and still believe in Religion when they know all about the myths of ancient, now-dead religions.

At the age of 15, I confirmed one of my suspicions about sex; There's no way a 15 year old will be good at it.

It's true that Black People invented all the best music of the past 100 and something years. But white people never really gave themselves the chance to have done it instead.


REVIEWS

For the past few 100 Best Ofs, I haven't had any music reviews, only movie reviews. This time around I didn't write any movie reviews, but I've reviewed a whole handful of music reviews. If you'd like, here's Nine Inch Nails, Year Zero, which was my favorite album, Radiohead's In Rainbows, which wasn't quite as good as everyone said it was, Modest Mouses' We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank, which somehow surprised the hell out of me, and Queens of the Stone Age's Era Vulgaris, which was satisfying.
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with love from CRS @ 8:15 AM 

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