CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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Happy New Calendar Day!

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

this entry brought to you by califone, "a chinese actor"


Man, last night I WAS SO DRUNK. I went out to this awesome massive block party in the freezing cold and there were thousands of drunk people all around! And it was so awesome. Because loud, drunken strangers are the best kinds of strangers to be around! All those fights that started for little or no reason were hilarious! Man, I must've fought like 13 dudes! And not only that, but I totally fucked like nine chicks last night! And probably like four dudes. I was so TORE UP! Woo! Last night was LEGENDARY. They will be writing books about last night. That's how legendary it was. I got kicked out of so many establishments, and arrested several times! On account of my drunkenness. Man, I was SO WASTED, I just probably sobered up like five minutes ago. Believe me, I have quite a hang over! My hang over is legendary. There will be footnotes in the previously mentioned books on my massive, legendary hang over! Wooo! Oh man, I just noticed that I'm missing several toes! I vaguely recall being rushed to the hospital. Something about hypothermia setting in from the horrific cold, and the massive amounts of alcohol I was consuming only hastening that! But believe me, I bagged several nurses! High five!

I cannot remember all of my highjinks from last night, but the sweat profusely pouring out of me is at least 35 proof, so I imagine that it must have been as good as the few parts I remember make them out to be. But I can't be sure! IT WAS ALL JUST A BLUR. I sure hope that your New Calendar Day Eve was as eventful as mine probably was! Wooo!

Besides the inevitable hijinks of last night which I'm sure you partook, I hope the choosing and the subsequent hanging of your new calendar was with as much reverence as is culturally called for on this day! May the flipping of said calendar over the next 12 months be filled with the exact same highs and lows it was filled with during the last twelve!

Don't forget, you don't have to throw away that old calendar! It can be used again in 100 years!

With much love, your Bestest Pal,
Chris
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on this day last year TROY! THE BEATLES! THE PINK PANTHER! SCOTT WALKER! on last year's POLARITY!
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with love from CRS @ 7:28 AM 

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