CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

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Danny The Dopehead Discusses Jenny McCarthy's Son

Saturday, October 27, 2007

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Yo bro. You know what totally razzes me?


What's that, man?


Have you heard about all this bullshit about Jenny McCarthy lately? Like, she's got a new book out about her son an' shit?


Oh I know! Isn't that so sad? She's so strong to go through that, don't you think?


What the fuck're you talking about, bro? So her son's a little different an' shit? So we need to give her all this attention? That's such bullshit, man. Everybody acting like oh Poor Jenny McCarthy. Oh her poor kid. How's he supposed to, like, live in our society an' shit! That's so stupid, man! Like he can't live a normal fuckin' life just like the rest of us!


Well, uhm. I admire your enthusiasm for the subject. But uh, he couldn't live like the rest of us. I mean, now apparently he's made a huge recovery, so he can live somewhat more like the rest of us now.


Oh my god! He made a recovery! What a bunch of bull! So now he's less creative or some shit? What the fuck does that mean?


...Wait, what?


They're acting like just cuz this kid paints an' shit, they've got to stop that kind of thing because it's abnormal! Well I don't fuckin' think it's so abnormal! I think it's cool! We should be encouraging him!


Wait, Danny, do you think Jenny McCarthy's son is artistic?


And why are you of all people against him? I thought you were kinda artistic yourself! I'd think that maybe other kids picked on you because you painted and shit! I think that's fucked up!


Danny, Jenny McCarthy's son is autistic.


...


Whatever man, so I've been mispronouncing it this whole time, whatever, I'm just sayin' just cuz he likes to paint and fuckin' make stuff out of clay an' shit doesn't mean she needs to go on Oprah and act like her son's life has been so horrible.
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