CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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72 Virgins Waiting in Heaven? Seriously?

Saturday, September 29, 2007

this entry brought to you by pj harvey, "meet ze monsta"


We've all heard that the radical Muslim terrorists who are responsible for 9/11 and the various terrorist attacks since then have been promised that, after they've accomplished their mission, they would go to heaven where and be rewarded with 72 virgins.

Does this work for the female terrorists? We've all read the stories of female terrorists strapping themselves with bombs and running out into public places and blowing themselves up, taking out dozens. Do they have 72 virgins waiting for them in heaven as well? Because I have to say, that doesn't sound like that good of a deal. 72 pairs of hands clumsily groping your boobs? Tongues stuck way too far down your throat, or worse, for some reason in your ear, because somewhere they heard chicks dig that? Hands that go straight down between your legs and then do nothing but tickle 72 times in a row? 72 boys that ram it in and immediately ejaculate without any kind of idea of foreplay or care for mutual pleasure? 72 boys that, in place of any kind of comfortable post-coital chit-chat, ask you if you want to look at their comic book collection, or watch them play Halo?

I mean, if this is the case, the female terrorists are promised 72 virgins as well, there has got to be an addendum or footnote that says these 72 virgins will all grow up to be doctors, lawyers, and rock stars, or else I don't see how any woman could fall for it.
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on this day last year by complete coincidence, last year's entry was also about suicide bombing. i don't know how i did that, but it totally wasn't on purpose. anyway, this entry is awesome, and i'm also really proud of my mad photoshopping skills. you can tell the photos are manipulated, but that's okay, because the backgrounds of the picture perfectly add to the entry. i say go read this.
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with love from CRS @ 11:22 AM 

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