CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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How Exactly Does One Become a Suicide Bomber, Anyway?

Friday, September 29, 2006

this entry brought to you by queens of the stone age, "i never came"







So what's up, bro? Talk to me.


Nothing much, man. You know. Same ol' same ol'.


I hear ya. You?


I unno. Nothin', I guess.


Mmhmm.


Yep.


So yeah. I was thinking about becoming a suicide bomber.


Oh?


Mmhmm.


Seriously?


Yeah.


Huh.


Yeah.


Well, why do you wanna be a suicide bomber?


I unno. Better than what I'm doin' now.


That's cool.


Yeah.


Uhm... So yeah, you know that slaughterhouse that just opened up down the road?


Is that where they been building for the past couple weeks?


Yeah. I got a job there.


That's cool.


Yeah. The pay isn't that good. Not as good as my old job at the oil plant, back before it got blown up.


--But it's better than nothin'.


Exactly.


I hear that.


So yeah.. Uh. So how did you get interested in suicide bombing?


I know a guy.


Really?


Mmhmm.


That's cool. My, uh, cousin is a rebel fighter.


Really?


Yeah, he fires mortar shells at the invading troops all day.


How does he like it?


Uh, so-so I guess. He says he's got some really bad sunburn on the back of his neck from standing out there all day. And the hours are shit. But you know, he gets along.


That's cool.


Yeah.


Doesn't sound like something I'd want to do.


Yeah, me neither. But I mean, neither does working at the slaughterhouse.


And yet here you are.


Exactly.


Yeah.


...




So uh, when you, uh, suicide bomb... I'm uh, I'm really gonna miss you.


Seriously?


Yeah, man.


That's really cool of you to say.


No problem.


Seriously, I really appreciate that.


Hey man, what're friends for?


You got that right. You're a true homie. Come on, let's go grab a beer.
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yesterday, last year a fake advertisement I made for eclipse chewing gum. you wouldn't believe how hard it was to find that picture.

on this day last year my favorite shitty 80's ballads. this was a ton of fun to compile, but for some reason the entry completely falls flat. maybe i should've added some sort of commentary? i don't know.
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with love from CRS @ 11:17 PM 

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