300th Entry! The best of the past 100!
this entry brought to you by beck, "farewell ride"
300th entry time. Here are the best entries from the past 100. You can look at the best from the first 200 here
RANDOM/FUNNY:
Are you going to be a dad? Well then there's something you probably ought to know. A verbatim conversation (with a little bit of elaboration) conversation with a soon-to-be-dad will cover the topic pretty thoroughly.
It's not that I hate Christmas music so much as it drives me crazy and makes me do bad things to whoever is responsible.
Have you ever had an account overdrawn from over 500 dollars worth of porno? No? Well I have. At least I can laugh about it now.
Bushwhacker, the cold-blooded supervillain, gives America a nice, warm Holiday message about the hard workers of America.
Prestige chocolate may be delicious, if you can get past that advertising slogan.
Kristen and I had a real-life conversation about a woman who may or may not be a lesbian, and I ended up looking like a jackass.
It was my birthday, and I wanted to let you know about it.
I got Michelle all hot and bothered. It's what I do best.
The Olympics are hilarious, especially when listening to the announcers talk about countries they've never heard of.
The true story of a lady at Target asking me to scare her kid into paying attention to when she wasn't around. Do I look that much like a child molestor? Be honest.
Thomas Edison invented the camera. What's the first thing a human being does when they have access to a camera?
I did a Superhero Sexual Harrassment Trilogy. First starring Michelle and Kristen about Spider-Man, my friend Tim and myself about Wonder Woman, and then about Batman and The Flash.
If we all stopped when there was a personal roadblock, and thought, What Would Hulk Do? The world would be a scarier place.
SERIOUS/TOPICAL:
There was actually an entry in the first 100 that I was really proud of that, for some bizarre reason, I never linked to in a "best of" entry. Please read about Viola's Picture Day.
Pornography gets a bad rap for being exploitational, but why? It never makes any false representation about what product it will deliver, unlike, say, Axe commercials.
Unlike virtually everyone I know, I don't think I've matured at all.
I consider myself agnostic, but if I didn't, I would probably think agnosticism was the biggest bullshit belief ever.
Creationism? Intelligent Design? Here in America, right now, it doesn't matter if you're wrong. You'll debate the undebatable even if all evidence points against you.
Don't think homosexuals should get married? Too bad. People will fall in love with and marry whoever they want regardless of your objections, and denying them basic civil rights is insanity.
Yes, the public education system is incredibly flawed. But blaming it doesn't look at the bigger picture.
REVIEWS:
Please read reviews for Gorillaz, Demon Days, and Beck, Guero. There are also movie reviews for Date Movie and Crash.
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with love from CRS @ 1:14 PM
Thursday, April 13, 2006
300th entry time. Here are the best entries from the past 100. You can look at the best from the first 200 here
RANDOM/FUNNY:
Are you going to be a dad? Well then there's something you probably ought to know. A verbatim conversation (with a little bit of elaboration) conversation with a soon-to-be-dad will cover the topic pretty thoroughly.
It's not that I hate Christmas music so much as it drives me crazy and makes me do bad things to whoever is responsible.
Have you ever had an account overdrawn from over 500 dollars worth of porno? No? Well I have. At least I can laugh about it now.
Bushwhacker, the cold-blooded supervillain, gives America a nice, warm Holiday message about the hard workers of America.
Prestige chocolate may be delicious, if you can get past that advertising slogan.
Kristen and I had a real-life conversation about a woman who may or may not be a lesbian, and I ended up looking like a jackass.
It was my birthday, and I wanted to let you know about it.
I got Michelle all hot and bothered. It's what I do best.
The Olympics are hilarious, especially when listening to the announcers talk about countries they've never heard of.
The true story of a lady at Target asking me to scare her kid into paying attention to when she wasn't around. Do I look that much like a child molestor? Be honest.
Thomas Edison invented the camera. What's the first thing a human being does when they have access to a camera?
I did a Superhero Sexual Harrassment Trilogy. First starring Michelle and Kristen about Spider-Man, my friend Tim and myself about Wonder Woman, and then about Batman and The Flash.
If we all stopped when there was a personal roadblock, and thought, What Would Hulk Do? The world would be a scarier place.
SERIOUS/TOPICAL:
There was actually an entry in the first 100 that I was really proud of that, for some bizarre reason, I never linked to in a "best of" entry. Please read about Viola's Picture Day.
Pornography gets a bad rap for being exploitational, but why? It never makes any false representation about what product it will deliver, unlike, say, Axe commercials.
Unlike virtually everyone I know, I don't think I've matured at all.
I consider myself agnostic, but if I didn't, I would probably think agnosticism was the biggest bullshit belief ever.
Creationism? Intelligent Design? Here in America, right now, it doesn't matter if you're wrong. You'll debate the undebatable even if all evidence points against you.
Don't think homosexuals should get married? Too bad. People will fall in love with and marry whoever they want regardless of your objections, and denying them basic civil rights is insanity.
Yes, the public education system is incredibly flawed. But blaming it doesn't look at the bigger picture.
REVIEWS:
Please read reviews for Gorillaz, Demon Days, and Beck, Guero. There are also movie reviews for Date Movie and Crash.
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