CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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What Would Hulk Do?

Saturday, March 04, 2006

this entry brought to you by wolf parade, "you are a runner and i am my father's son"




I've developed a new philosophy on life, and it's really been helping me out. Whenever something comes along that upsets me or puts me at an ethical or moral crossroad, I think... What Would Hulk Do?

For example. Let's say I'm hailing a cab, and right at the last minute someone takes it before I can get in. Now, I could just let it go and catch the next cab. But instead I say to myself "What Would Hulk Do? Hmm. I know! He would smash!" And I drop whatever it is I'm carrying, run after the cab, jump on top of it, bashing in the roof, rip open the door, roar at the passenger, reach inside and fling him out, shouting "HULK TOSS PUNY HUMAN!"

Or say I'm at work and I see an employee stealing company property, and when I confront the person on it, they say, "Come on, everyone steals a little bit from the company. It's expected, and it harms no one." Now, I could just let it slide and agree with them, not wanting to make a fuss about anything, but instead I ask myself, "What Would Hulk Do? Hmm. I know! He would smash!" Then I would roar, flex my muscles in a menacing, horrifying fashion, and punch the thief into a wall. Then I would pick up a filing cabinet and crush it over their head, shouting "HULK NOT APPRECIATE DISHONEST PUNY HUMAN WHOSE SELFISH ACTIONS TRANSFER TO THE COST OF LOSS AND EFFECTING THE BOTTOM LINE!" Then I would leap out of the building and rampage through a forest destroying everything I saw.
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with love from CRS @ 8:24 PM 

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