CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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Red Hot Fucking Action, Starring Chris and Michelle

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

this entry brought to you by stereolab, "diagonals"



I want to get fucked.


You do?


Yes, I do.


You want to get fucked?


You know it.


Well, I'm not in the mood to fuck you...


Oh, fiddlesticks.


...But I am in the mood to tell you how we are fucked.


Excellent! That will do in a pinch!


Yeah, I know how you do, baby...


You know how I like it!


Okay baby, here we go: War in Iraq, thousands dead, no end in sight.... Oooh, yeah.... Two stolen elections, a Republican controlled government... Oh, baby, you like that?... Growing tension with North Korea, Afghanistan returning back to a pre-9/11 status... Who's your daddy, sugar?... Global warming, the very real possibility of worse hurricanes this year than previously... Yeah, that's it... Jessica Simpson is still considered a celebrity despite not having a single number one album, we're going to eventually have to put up with Britney attempting to make a come-back album...


YES! YES! OOohh! OOOOOOHHHHH! Oh, yeah. Oooh. Wow. Yeah, that did it. Mmm. Momma likes.
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with love from CRS @ 8:13 PM 

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did you ever know you're my hero? you're everything i wish i could be. ---keeley

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