CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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200th Entry! The Best of the last 100 entries!

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

this entry brought to you by radiohead, "karma police"


For the best entries of the first 100, click here. And now, the best entries of the past 100...


RANDOM/FUNNY:

Ever hear commercials asking you to sign up for medical research? Well, the JP Devereau Insitute for Medical Research offers reasons why perhaps you should think twice.

Why does America's Butts, specifically white girl butts,seem to be shrinking to the point of disturbing, and why do white boys seem to prefer it that way?

Automatic Voice Messaging Systems waste your fucking time. And, in case you never noticed, the outgoing messages people leave couldn't be more obvious.

Have you ever wished your poo-poo smelled better? Sure, we all have. And BM Emporium is your dream come true.

Instant messaging sucks, and for some reason, keeps getting worse.

Chewing gum could be used as a replacement for brushing... but why?

Did you miss Father Cell Phone? Did you even know he existed? Here, then, is Father Cell Phone, doing what he do best: Dishin' out advice. Also, he has a really weird email address, but then, who doesn't?

The Concerned Citizens Against Morons with Phones have got a very serious message they wish to share having to do with getting bullshit calls at work, getting bullshit calls while you should be sleeping, and getting a call from someone using the toilet, and it's a message you should hear.


SERIOUS/ TOPICAL

Our government let thousands of people die in Hurricane Katrina. The whole world has gone crazy.

If you can be fired for mismanaging a company, how come you can't be fired for mismanaging a country?

If conservatives are so patriotic, why are they so happy to let America get behind in science?

I have no idea why so many black people insist on using their precious N-Word. All it does is harm.

Overly religious parents screw up their kids for no good reason. Sorry for being blunt.


REVIEWS:

Check out reviews for A Perfect Circle's Thirteenth Step and eMOTIVe, the movie Constantine, the best album of the year, Sleater-Kinney's The Woods, Foo Fighters, In Your Honour, and the truly terrible Alien Vs Predator.
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with love from CRS @ 7:41 PM 

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