A Public Service Announcement from the CCAMP
this entry brought to you by sleater kinney, "night light"
THE FOLLOWING IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
"Hi! You've reached Julia's cell phone! I'm probably out at a party right now and you're not invited! Ha-ha. Leave me a message after the tone!"
It's me! If you get this message call me back!!! It's an emergency!! Call me back now!!
"Hello. You have reached the home of Julia and Jarred. We can't get to the phone right now, so please leave a message and we will get back to you. Thank you, and have a blessed day." *BEEP!*
Where the hell are you? This is an emergency! Call me back!
"Afternoon. This is MCI Relay. How can I help you?"
Yes! Can I speak to Julia?
"Hold please."
"Julia is in a meeting right now."
Can you get her on the phone? It's an emergency!
"Please hold."
It's me!! What's up?? Is everything okay??
Hey.
Yeah, hey!-- What's up?? Anything wrong? Are you alright? They said it was an emergency!
Yeah, you know that movie theater I was supposed to meet you at? You do know the address, right?
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TIRED OF THIS HAPPENING? Then don't answer the phone! If it really is an emergency, completely ignoring them will sure teach them a lesson. If the house really is on fire, or they really have been shot and are bleeding to death, they'll certainly feel bad for having called you at work all those times for bullshit, won't they?
*Brought to you by Concerned Citizens Against Morons with Phones.
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with love from CRS @ 9:14 PM
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
THE FOLLOWING IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
"Hi! You've reached Julia's cell phone! I'm probably out at a party right now and you're not invited! Ha-ha. Leave me a message after the tone!"
It's me! If you get this message call me back!!! It's an emergency!! Call me back now!!
"Hello. You have reached the home of Julia and Jarred. We can't get to the phone right now, so please leave a message and we will get back to you. Thank you, and have a blessed day." *BEEP!*
Where the hell are you? This is an emergency! Call me back!
"Afternoon. This is MCI Relay. How can I help you?"
Yes! Can I speak to Julia?
"Hold please."
"Julia is in a meeting right now."
Can you get her on the phone? It's an emergency!
"Please hold."
It's me!! What's up?? Is everything okay??
Hey.
Yeah, hey!-- What's up?? Anything wrong? Are you alright? They said it was an emergency!
Yeah, you know that movie theater I was supposed to meet you at? You do know the address, right?
------
TIRED OF THIS HAPPENING? Then don't answer the phone! If it really is an emergency, completely ignoring them will sure teach them a lesson. If the house really is on fire, or they really have been shot and are bleeding to death, they'll certainly feel bad for having called you at work all those times for bullshit, won't they?
*Brought to you by Concerned Citizens Against Morons with Phones.
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