CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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America's Butts: The Shrinkening

Thursday, September 01, 2005

this entry brought to you by le tigre, "nanny nanny boo boo"


I'm not positive if I've mentioned this on the page before, but I'm not particularly attracted to black women. It sounds bad, but the reality is that we all have preferences, and though I've known some black cuties, they're generally not what I go crazy for.

But as I get older, you know, it's true. Black women have better butts.

I've never thought of myself as an ass man. My whole life I've been a lover of boobs. Maybe I breast fed too much when I was a kid. Maybe not enough. I don't know. But breasts are the best things in the world. In the world. And not just big breasts, either. All boobs, provided they look good on the body type, are fantastic.

Lately, however, I've noticed a strange genetic trend of white girls with giant racks with no butts to compliment it. And I have no clue how this is physically possible. It's like white girls are specifically trying to have enormous breasts and no butts. Are they simply padding their bras while wearing super tight pants that are nevertheless fit wrong to make their butts look flatter and their boobs bigger? Is it the spread of the wonderbra? Indeed, while that might be true of the under 18 set, America's average bust size has in fact increased a cup size from a B to a C in the past 20 to 30 years, and the amount of women who's hip size is smaller than bust size (they're supposed to be very close, inch wise) has gone up a chunk.

And this strange boobs/butts ratio does not effect black women. Indeed, a casual look at a group of black females shows large, proportionate butts.

But you know what frustrates me? Whenever I do happen to find a well-rounded white woman with her hip size proportionate to her bust size and I point her out to a white guy, way too often I get the reply, "Yeah, but her ass is too big."

Why, pray tell, do white people want little, tiny, flat butts? Why do white girls, apparently, try their damndest to make their chest appear larger than their ass? Why do white men seem to prefer this? Why do white people prefer women to be less curvy and not have a woman's shape? Isn't this what defines femininity? Whatever happened to the classic 36-24-36 proportion, and why do they seem to be replaced with 36-24-30? Why do, statistically, white women seem to be getting larger busts and smaller butts over time, but black women seem to not be affected? Because it's not just a matter of black women having bigger butts than white women-- that's obvious. But what confuses me, is this white people evolution? Is it water, and it only has been effecting those with less melanin?

And it's not that I'm an ass man. I love boobs. No one in world can benefit more from America's boobs getting bigger than me, and, uh, bra manufacturers, I guess. But is it so bad for the race that I happen to be more attracted to to have both sets of curves?
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with love from CRS @ 5:26 PM 

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