CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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"...And Here Comes Ungabungastan!"

Saturday, February 11, 2006

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I watched the first day of the Olympics yesterday, for like, 5 minutes. I don't care at all about the Olympics, and I especially don't care about the Winter Olympics, which are exactly liike the regular Olympics, only gay. Still, it was hilarious listening to the sports announcers pretend to care about countries they'd never heard of.



...And here comes Ungabungastan!


Wow, don't they look lovely?


They sure do, Jim. This is the first year in the Olympics for Ungabungastan. They'll be participating in the Ice Solitaire event. It's been years of hard work and turmoil for the people of Ungabungastan, which will undoubtedly pay off this year! All that work leads up to this!


Yes, we're certainly glad they could make it, Ron. What's that on their flag?


That's manure, Jim, which of course is the number one export of Ungabungastan.


Oh, of course. I have a brother that owns a farm up in Wyoming, and I asked him, how do you get your turnips to taste so good? And he said his secret was that he spent a little extra to buy his manure from Ungabungastan. Ron, if you've got the manure from Ungabungastan, you know you're getting the good stuff.


I second that, Jim. Now, for those of you who don't know, Ungabungastan is a small country with a population of exactly 1000. In fact, if the population reaches any more than 1000, they kill the eldest living citizen. But I'm sure their small population and the fact that they only just recently developed a way to run water through pipes won't hurt their chances for the gold!


You're right, Ron. And course, now comes the USA! Kicking ass is the number one export of the US. What does that mean for the Olympics? Why, it means getting gold medals by the boatload, of course.


Right you are, Jim. All the other countries should be honored just to be allowed on the same playing field as the US. Of course, I'm kidding. But seriously, that's 100% the truth.
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with love from CRS @ 8:00 PM 

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