The Opposite Side of Superhero Sexual Harrassment
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before you read this, you ought to read yesterday's entry about spider-man in case you haven't already.
So there I am. Tied to this missile and being rocketed to the White House...
I still can't believe they picked you, of all people...
Well, Baron Von Disaster needed a hostage strapped to it so the military wouldn't shoot it down, and I happened to be on a guided tour through the weapon facility when Von Disaster's goons burst in and took the place by force. I just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. So anyway, I'm on this missle, and I'm like, fuck, I'm dead. Either I'll die on impact or the military will decide I'm not worth it and shoot me down anyway.
God. That's the most horrifying situation ever....
Tell me about it. So there I am, rocketing through the air, and I look over, and it's Wonder Woman! She says "Don't be afraid! I'm here to help!" and she rips the ropes off of me, grabs me, and punches the missile into space! I couldn't frigging believe it! So she lets me down on a rooftop in the city, and something in me is like, dude, when am I going to get another chance? So I'm like, "Thanks for saving me, Wonder Woman. Uhm... Hey, how about showing me those Amazonian Ta-Tas?"
Oh my god! You did not!
I did! And she's like, "How about I punch your balls off?" And she turns to fly off, and then she kind of pauses, like she's thinking about something, and she turns back to me and boom! She flashes me! And not just a quick flash where I can't even see anything, I mean like, a four second flash!
HOLY SHIT, DUDE! Holy shit! You are the king! You are the king! So? How were they?
Kinda weird, actually. Not nearly as hot as you'd think.
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with love from CRS @ 8:25 PM
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
before you read this, you ought to read yesterday's entry about spider-man in case you haven't already.
So there I am. Tied to this missile and being rocketed to the White House...
I still can't believe they picked you, of all people...
Well, Baron Von Disaster needed a hostage strapped to it so the military wouldn't shoot it down, and I happened to be on a guided tour through the weapon facility when Von Disaster's goons burst in and took the place by force. I just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. So anyway, I'm on this missle, and I'm like, fuck, I'm dead. Either I'll die on impact or the military will decide I'm not worth it and shoot me down anyway.
God. That's the most horrifying situation ever....
Tell me about it. So there I am, rocketing through the air, and I look over, and it's Wonder Woman! She says "Don't be afraid! I'm here to help!" and she rips the ropes off of me, grabs me, and punches the missile into space! I couldn't frigging believe it! So she lets me down on a rooftop in the city, and something in me is like, dude, when am I going to get another chance? So I'm like, "Thanks for saving me, Wonder Woman. Uhm... Hey, how about showing me those Amazonian Ta-Tas?"
Oh my god! You did not!
I did! And she's like, "How about I punch your balls off?" And she turns to fly off, and then she kind of pauses, like she's thinking about something, and she turns back to me and boom! She flashes me! And not just a quick flash where I can't even see anything, I mean like, a four second flash!
HOLY SHIT, DUDE! Holy shit! You are the king! You are the king! So? How were they?
Kinda weird, actually. Not nearly as hot as you'd think.
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