Michelle and Kristen Talk About Spider-Man
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in real life, the two women in this entry have never met one another. viva the power of the internet!
Oh my gosh! Kristen! You're alive! I thought you had died in that burning building!
No! I'm fine! It's good to see you too! I thought you had died! Did you get saved by Spider-Man also?
Yes, I did! That's so cool!
Yeah... Yeah I guess.
Oh. Hmm. You don't sound so happy. Did he--
--Grab my ass? Yes, he did.
Oh, Lord. God. I thought I was the only one. Oh, wow.
He grabbed your ass too?
This is probably the fourth or fifth time he's saved me. I don't know why, but I always seem to be falling from a tall building, or in a building that's on fire, or on a train that's derailing. And every time he saves me...
--He grabs your butt or fondles your breast? This is my second time being saved by him, and this time he took it a step further. You know... At first it was just a squeeze, and I was like, okay, I'm ignoring that, I mean, he did just save me from being robbed by masked criminals, but this time, he not only pinches my ass, but I got a full-time fondle of my boobs, and I kind of give him a funny look, he's like, "You know you like it, baby."
I know! He gets all indignant! I tell him, I don't care if you are Spider-Man, I will tell the cops on you! And he's like, "You mention this to the police, and I will crush you. Besides, who are they going to believe, a slut like you, or Spider-Man?"
I know! What a bastard!
And the thing is, he swings off to go save more people, to go sexually harass more women, and I'm like, well, so what if he's a pervert, if it weren't for him I'd be dead. So I feel so torn.
But he doesn't have to be like that! I didn't ask him to save me, I didn't promise him before hand that he could cop a feel if he saved me. I fucking hate that guy.
Me too. "Friendly" Neighborhood Spider-Man... What a piece of shit. And don't even get me started on The Green Lantern.
Who's that?
The guy with the power ring? And he can make a big green glowing fist?
The big green glowing fist that always "accidentally" takes my top off? If I ever see that guy walking down the street, I'm kicking him in the nuts.
with love from CRS @ 2:52 PM
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
in real life, the two women in this entry have never met one another. viva the power of the internet!
Oh my gosh! Kristen! You're alive! I thought you had died in that burning building!
No! I'm fine! It's good to see you too! I thought you had died! Did you get saved by Spider-Man also?
Yes, I did! That's so cool!
Yeah... Yeah I guess.
Oh. Hmm. You don't sound so happy. Did he--
--Grab my ass? Yes, he did.
Oh, Lord. God. I thought I was the only one. Oh, wow.
He grabbed your ass too?
This is probably the fourth or fifth time he's saved me. I don't know why, but I always seem to be falling from a tall building, or in a building that's on fire, or on a train that's derailing. And every time he saves me...
--He grabs your butt or fondles your breast? This is my second time being saved by him, and this time he took it a step further. You know... At first it was just a squeeze, and I was like, okay, I'm ignoring that, I mean, he did just save me from being robbed by masked criminals, but this time, he not only pinches my ass, but I got a full-time fondle of my boobs, and I kind of give him a funny look, he's like, "You know you like it, baby."
I know! He gets all indignant! I tell him, I don't care if you are Spider-Man, I will tell the cops on you! And he's like, "You mention this to the police, and I will crush you. Besides, who are they going to believe, a slut like you, or Spider-Man?"
I know! What a bastard!
And the thing is, he swings off to go save more people, to go sexually harass more women, and I'm like, well, so what if he's a pervert, if it weren't for him I'd be dead. So I feel so torn.
But he doesn't have to be like that! I didn't ask him to save me, I didn't promise him before hand that he could cop a feel if he saved me. I fucking hate that guy.
Me too. "Friendly" Neighborhood Spider-Man... What a piece of shit. And don't even get me started on The Green Lantern.
Who's that?
The guy with the power ring? And he can make a big green glowing fist?
The big green glowing fist that always "accidentally" takes my top off? If I ever see that guy walking down the street, I'm kicking him in the nuts.
