THOMAS EDISON INVENTS THE CAMERA
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Excellent! I have just completed a device that, by means of reflected light, captures images on a type of thin, glossy, film-like paper! I will call it the "camera"! The world will never be the same! Ha-ha!



Hey, Gertrude? Can you stand still for 15 minutes? I've got a nice set of fruit-shaped beads for you if you'll show me how big your nipples are.
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with love from CRS @ 8:37 PM
Friday, February 24, 2006

Excellent! I have just completed a device that, by means of reflected light, captures images on a type of thin, glossy, film-like paper! I will call it the "camera"! The world will never be the same! Ha-ha!



Hey, Gertrude? Can you stand still for 15 minutes? I've got a nice set of fruit-shaped beads for you if you'll show me how big your nipples are.
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