CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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1200th ENTRY! Best of the past 100!

Monday, March 30, 2009

this entry brought to you by nine inch nails, "non-entity"


Most of my "The Funny" this past 100 has been headline/fake news entries. I started doing them weekly because I looked at my list and I'd written over 50 headlines, and I realized I needed to start doing them way more often to get through them. Disappointingly, however, I've had a real shortage of funny not in the headline/fake news format. I am trying my best, however, so hopefully during the next 100 I'll have some more variety in there to mix it up. Anyway, have fun with my best entries of the past 100. As always, you can find the previous 100 here.


FUNNY/RANDOM

Did you ever wonder about the charities that give Christmas presents to needy children, and what wishes they can't fulfill?

Prop 8 is still a huge discussion across America, even though it only effects California.How are Californian schools changing in order to comply with the law?

Remember the Pregnant Man? Turns out he's nothing but a wanna be compared to the real pregnant man.

George Bush retired as President, and the Good Lord saw fit to make sure there was no bloodshed.

I think it's hilarious one somebody dies in a tragic accident and they're described as having died doing what they loved most.

Sometimes it's fun to tell lies. Here are some you can get away with.

I wrote a couple of non-headline/fake news entries that I thought were very funny, and they both had to do with white people and their idiotic stereotypes of black people. This one is about how black people supposedly like Kool-Aid. And this one is about how they supposedly like watermelons. Enjoy. Absorb.

Turns out Michael Phelps isn't the only hero who got caught smoking pot. It also turns out the media are hypocrites.

Sometimes, you know, you really want to help out the President do something or other that requires only your help. It's just one of those things that sometimes happens.

Primitive man discovers pancakes. They had to have come from somewhere. They didn't just show up miraculously in the 1950s.

Really, it had to happen sooner or later. It's all fun and games until someone smashes their dad into a pulp, killing them.


SERIOUS/TOPICAL

Sometimes working retail on Christmas Eve isn't such a bad thing.

Have you ever heard of Miracle Fruit? It modifies the "bitter" and "sour" flavor of food and turns it into "killer sweet". It's way more fun than you should be having with food.

The Obama's Inauguration Day, I wanted to get some thoughts out.

It's been two months, and the President has yet to be assassinated. I somehow don't think it'll ever be happening.

I don't like sharing porn. Exactly what causes this phenomenon, I'm not exactly sure. But it can lead to creepiness.

Friends was never a good show, and I have a single moment in the shows history that is a perfect illustration as to why.

Christians like to talk about how God blessed us with free will as if it were a universal truth. Wherever in the world did they get this idea?

A good way to get me worked up is by telling me you don't think Ghostbusters is one of the funniest movies ever.

Sometimes you go back to your childhood favorites and they've improved. Others... Not so much.

I don't see how conservatives can cling so steadfastly to their trust in abstinence education. How long do we have to let them run their little experiment before they accept that they're wrong?


REVIEWS

Although there still are no music reviews for the past three months (I seriously need to get on the ball and start reviewing music again), there were movie reviews. Here they are for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Wall-E, Boondock Saints (as well as a follow-up that is a more philosophical critique), Iron Man, and finally Watchmen.
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with love from CRS @ 7:46 AM 

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