CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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PRIMITIVE MAN DISCOVERS PANCAKES

Friday, March 06, 2009

this entry brought to you by rem, "what's the frequency, kenneth?"


UTUU TRIBAL LAND-- Four sun up ago, Thogg discover pancake, say Thogg.

Thogg say, "Me hungry seven sun up ago. Me tired of boar. Me not have much luck catch fish lately. Me not want berry. Last time Thogg eat berry, Thogg have place where poop come from burn like fire. Me want new."

Thogg went to woods, say smash rock together for three days. Thogg somehow come out woods to tribe with many pancake.

"Thogg not sure how make pancake. But they fluffy. They soft. They good. They better good with blood from tree, and milk squished into yummy solid milk stuff. Taste even best good with smashed orange fruit made cold from frozen water. Taste even bestest good with meat from boar fried and Eggs Benedict serve over easy."

Thogg discover pancake, make good with all of tribe. Thogg new Emperor. Thogg say, "Discover pancake revolutionize way tribe go about live. No can back to before pancake. Tribe eyes open." Continue Thogg, "Me emperor, now have to watch back. Thogg enemies think Thogg make deal with Bad God for pancake. It worth it. Me think me try discover waffle next."
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with love from CRS @ 5:24 AM 

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