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CALIFORNIA GRADE SCHOOLS FORCED TO REMOVE SIX WEEK GAY MARRIAGE COURSE FROM SECOND GRADE CURRICULUM

Friday, January 02, 2009

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SACRAMENTO-- Elementary school teachers across the state of California are frustrated this New Year because of a proposition passed this past November election. Proposition 8, as it was called, has officially made gay marriage illegal in the state of California, forcing teachers statewide to change their curriculum.

"I had a six week course planned on gay marriage," said Francene Sesma, second grade teacher at LBJ Elementary school in San Jose. "We had sort of a primer ready for them in late October, and we were going to get to the bulk of the course next semester. We'd barely gotten to 'Princes can marry Princes' when Prop 8 passed."

"Now that homosexual marriage is illegal, I don't know what to do," says Sesma. "How are the children going to learn about the ins and outs of two men having anal sex? How am I supposed to, in good conscious, give them passing grades at the end of the year when I know they haven't learned about double-ended, strap-on dildos? Sure, I can teach them how to multiply, but without this extended session on homosexual love, I don't know how they're supposed to be ready for the world."

Although elementary school teachers across the state are scrambling to change their itineraries for the year and make up for the missing gay marriage studies, not everyone is sad to see it go. Annita Tade, a mother of a third grader in Pasadena, supported prop 8 from the beginning.

"Listen, I have no problem with gay people," says Tade. "I don't know any, but I don't have any problems with them. My problem with gay marriage is that it forces me to explain reality to my children. If my child happens to see two men holding hands in line at a grocery store, not that this has ever happened, but I might have to explain reality to my child. If my child happens to see two women kissing in line at a theater, I might have to tell him that gay people exist."

"I voted 'yes' on prop 8," she continues, "not because I hate gay people, but because I have no stomach for reality, and if I can take away their right to marry, then I can make all awkward situations disappear forever. I'm especially glad that they can't mention it, even in passing, at school, because the instant my son's school acknowledges reality, my son will no doubt instantly want to fuck another boy in the anus. Even though I have no problem with gay people, I'm sorry, reality is just something I'm unwilling to let my son exist in."

Still, Sacramento Schools Superintendent Kendrick Badini isn't worried about the set back of many weeks of most teachers' schedules being redone.

"The people of California have spoken, and it is my job to oblige them. I promise no teacher in our schools will ever, ever teach about homosexuality in any way, shape, or form. I have personally ordered all second grade teachers in my district to replace any hole in their curriculum that has come up since the pass of prop eight with a class on Mommy and Daddy Have Never Loved Each Other and Got Married For All the Wrong Reasons, which will continue in the third grade with Daddy Spends All His Time Drinking With His Buddies And When He's Home He Spends His Time Beating Me And Blaming Me For His Miserable Life, which will be followed up in the fourth grade with Why Mommy and Daddy Got Divorced and Now Mommy Has Married a New Guy She Only Introduced to Me Two Weeks Ago."
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 *if you haven't seen them already, you should see this yes on prop 8 commercial., as well as this one.

with love from CRS @ 6:15 AM 

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