CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

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Black People love Kool-Aid? Seriously, white people?

Thursday, February 05, 2009

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Exactly where did this stereotype that black people like Kool-Aid come about? My wife informs me that it's a stereotype that's been around for a while, but to me it's a recent thing that I've only just heard popping up in the last few years, and I have no idea where it came from.

Seriously, white people? Kool-Aid?

There's this thing in psychology called "projecting". It's where you're unaware of a particular flaw in yourself, but you find that flaw in other people when it's not actually there.

See, here's the thing. You can say black people like malt liquor. I'll accept that one. And you can say black people like talking to the screen during a movie. That one is true. But Kool-Aid? I call bullshit.

Listen, I have known some white trash in my life, and when I have been invited in their houses and told to help myself to the fridge for some refreshments, there are always two things in there: Kool-Aid, and nacho cheese in an aerosol can. For some reason, white trash will eat nachos with cheese from an aerosol can like its a meal. They'll fill up a whole bowl of tortilla chips and just spray that shit on there and eat it like that's what human beings are supposed to do. So if white people start accusing any minority of loving nacho cheese from an aerosol can in about ten years, I want you to know it right now: they're up to something. Don't let them get away with that shit.

Oh, and one more thing Caucasians, just so you know I'm watching you: Poor white trash like Kool-Aid, and if you're a step up on the ladder and you're middle class with 2.3 children, in your refrigerator is Sunny Delight. Don't pretend it's not. You'll probably try to pass that one off on Asians or something, but I want you to know I, for one, won't stand for your wild, wholly untrue accusations.
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with love from CRS @ 2:16 AM 

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