CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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500th Entry! The Best of the Past 100!

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

this entry brought to you by massive attack, "protection"


It's my 500th entry. This time around I had way more "funny" entries to go through than I did serious or topical ones. Anyway, if you want to see the top entries of the previous hundred, click here.


RANDOM/FUNNY

Why would a high school aged boy know slang for a girl being on her period? Girls usually don't start blabbing on about their periods to you until they're at least 18.

I actually got to witness the thrill of the toy version of Harry Potter's Nimbus 2000 before it got recalled. And what a thrill it was indeed.

Did you ever wonder why inner city areas have so much youth violence? It's because they haven't gotten a taste of this sure-fire program yet.

I've never actually known a suicide bomber, but if one of my friends ever admitted to me that he was thinking about becoming one, I think the conversation would go something like this.

Who is Rex Lambert? Click here to find out, and be astounded by his time-tested methods to getting rich!

Michelle had a really weird dream that life was nothing but a series of cliche'd plot twists. And it's actually a lot more exciting than you'd think.

My wife and I are the only couple in the entire world that have lived for three years, happily married to one another. It's fucking weird, I know.

There's one sure-fire way to win "like, a hojillion" Oscars: direct a movie criticizing social issues that everybody already hates. I know the idea sounds difficult to grasp, but once you find a director with the balls to make it, audiences won't be able to resist.

I never really understood how people that have those yellow ribbon bumper stickers were "supporting the troops", but I was totally wrong.

Turns out, there's a whole lot you don't know about Japan.

It always amuses me when conservative, wealthy people support George Bush, as if their opinion was earth-shattering.

Did you ever get the feeling, when you're at a rock concert, that the singer was just mentioning whatever city he was in to get applause? Brother, you have no idea.


SERIOUS/TOPICAL

I had a friend that, incidentally, I saw naked all the time, and she wanted a job at the local topless juice bar. Wait... They have topless juice bars now??

Why do shitty, demeaning jobs demean you even more by making you jump through hoops with pointless interviews?

The real problem with conservatism is that they can never win, because history doesn't work the way they want it to.

We should be happy that there are tv shows about gay people, but why is it that lesbians can never be portrayed in a realistic way, instead of as ideals?

I found some racist propaganda on my lawn, and it made me think of how pathetic racists are.

Even though I think that homosexuals are misrepresented on TV, I still wonder most of the gay men I know are all stereotypes.

It turns out my elementary school music teacher was actually really good at her job, despite the fact that we absolutely hated her.

I had a friend that, bless her heart, was just not that bright. But you know what? She was really good not using her learning disability as a handicap.


REVIEWS

I didn't do near as many reviews this last 100 as I have previously, but neverthless, have fun with my thoughts on the movie V For Vendetta, and album reviews for The Raconteurs, Broken Boy Soldiers, and Gnarls Barkley, St. Elsewhere.
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on this day last year another one liner, and it's not all that cute.
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with love from CRS @ 7:24 PM 

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