CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

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10 Facts About Japan

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

this entry brought to you by jon spencer blues explosion, "lovin' machine"


* There is a certain phrase in Japanese that, when repeated three times, will bring about eternal world peace. Unfortunately, no one knows what it is.

* Since the year 1962, Japan has invented everything, and has let other countries take credit due to their innate humbleness.

* The actual name of the country is "Nippon". The word "Japan" translates roughly to "Asian Badasses". Men have died to keep this a secret from the white man.

* Japan's historical military aggression comes from low self-esteem, an overcompensation for the self-conciousness they have of their soft, chewy nougat centers.

* Karate was originally invented to beat up nerds. Unfortunately, its creators hadn't counted on the nerds themselves learning karate and perfecting it, hence Japan's current-day prevalence of anime and giant robots.

* The Japanese are better than the Chinese and the Koreans, but only because of Styx's "Mr. Roboto".

* Though they are incredibly sexy, you should never feed a Geisha girl after midnight, no matter how much she begs.

* Killing a Japanese won't remove the curse. You have to kill the Head Japanese.

* The Japanese enforce a mandatory 6-day work week. The 6th day of work, however, is dedicated to having massive sex orgies and playing video games. And they get paid double time and a half for it.

* Any word in Japanese said backward makes it a swear word. For example, the word for "hospital" said backward is "your mother is a whore". "Konichiwa", a common greeting in Japan, said backward becomes a swear so foul it causes the head of the person it is directed at to explode.
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on this day last year review of foo fighters, in your honor.
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with love from CRS @ 7:11 PM 

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