CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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A High School Friend and I Talk About Our Plans After School

Saturday, August 12, 2006

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So Chris... Watcha doing after school?


Absolutely nothing. I have no homework, and our TV is broken. So I guess I'll draw or something.


That's so sad...


What?


My mom's going to be out of town for the weekend. I'd invite you over... And we could, uhm, do stuff. You know? But uhm... My... Aunt Flo is over. If you know what I mean.


Your Aunt Flo?


Mm-hmm.


Can you believe that? There's actually someone out there named Flo, and her sister had kids? That's just hilarious. I mean, if I had the name Florence, I wouldn't go by Flo. But I guess, you know, it just goes to show you how different things were back then, for instance, how you could actually be named Richard and be called Dick, whereas nowadays--


--Chris.


Mmhmm?


My Aunt Flo is over. She'll be with me all week.


Man, that sucks. Your mom's out of town and she has her sister come over to babysit you like you're a little kid. Shitty.


Chris. My Aunt Flo is a red head. She makes me really crabby and irritable. And she stays with me all week. And I see her every month. And whenever she's around, I can't go swimming. Get it?


So she's a real bitch too, eh? I've got a couple relatives like that, let me tell ya.


Chris, I'm on my period!!


Oh.


...


So why the fuck did you ask me what I'm doing tonight? You're just a fucking cock-tease! Girls like you make me sick. Smell ya later, sweetheart. Smell ya later forever.


*this entry requires a bit of suspension of disbelief because 1) I never knew that girl in high school, or at all for that matter. I just needed a generic high school chick. 2) I'm probably like, 10 years older than that girl, but I couldn't find any pictures of me where it would look like we were the same age. 3) No girl ever expressed interest in me coming over to make out.
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with love from CRS @ 7:07 PM 

1 Comments:

You should have asked me, I have that picutre of you when you were 15.

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