CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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This Entry Is All a Dream-- OR IS IT??

Sunday, October 15, 2006

this entry brought to you by nine inch nails, "all the love in the world"



Oh my god! I had the weirdest dream last night! I dreamt I was living a series of cliched plot twists!


Oh that was no dream-- that was all real.


I'm not sure I believe you. Something inside me is telling me not to trust you, even though I have no recollection as to who you are. Come to think of it, I have no memories of who I am, either.


Yeah, I was afraid of that. That's the work of my up-until-now never mentioned evil twin brother, Carson. We've tried killing him three or four times, but he keeps coming back.


What's on the TV? Some kind of Special News Report?


...Those of you just joining us, the space ships have opened and the Alien Cyborgs that the world watched march out about an hour ago have now started a horrific, end-of-times war with the human race. Already countless live have been lost, and everything the best military strategists have tried to stop them has proven useless. Truly, this is a dark day.


That's right, Jim. Leaders of the Earth are now calling for The One, who has been foretold in thousand-year-old prophecy as the only one that can save us.


Looks like I gotta go to work. I'm going to go defeat those Alien Cyborg scumbags. Afterall. I'm The One.


But how, Chris? They tried everthing. What are you possibly going to use that will stop them?


Their one true weakness, Michelle: Love.


Hasta la vista, baby.


...Wait, am I speaking to the personality that can only speak cliche'd Spanish?


Si Senor. Tienes dos chicles?


Well, tell Michelle in case I need it-- the secret code is that nursery rhyme her dad taught her when she was a child. Okay. I'LL BE BACK.
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three days ago, last year the first in a hilarious three parter of public service announcements from a group called Concerned Citizens Against Morons with Phones. the entry itself doesn't need much explanation, but i wanted to say as a side note, the girl in the entry is named julia, and for some reason she came out looking like a boy in those pictures.

the day before yesterday, last year part 2 in the continuing ccamp public service announcements. this is my favorite of the three because i really managed to get a hilarious and effective reaction shot out of michelle. she was embarrassed at first when she saw the photo and how psycho she looked, but when she read the entry all was forgiven.

yesterday, last year part 3 in the ccamp entries, and i think it's the funniest, although the pictures are better in the day before's entry. 1) the girl in the entry is Melinda, and i was pretty happy with how her pictures came. 2) to show how much i believe in my comedy, i had pictures taken of me on the toilet.
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with love from CRS @ 7:28 PM 

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