CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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Saturday, October 07, 2006

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yesterday last year father cell phone's kind of a one-note character, but i was trying to think of old characters from the previous incarnation of the page that i thought was worth resurrecting, and this character, though i couldn't do a whole lot more entries with him, definitely seemed worth seeing one more time. i was a little worried the whole "breast cancer" thing was a little too serious for this entry, but overall i think it works.

on this day last year i love this entry. working at the job i do, i must dial 50 answering machines a day, and i get really sick of hearing people putting their phone up to the radio while some rap song plays as their answering machine; this entry had to have happened sooner or later. also worth noting because i had to take a special set of photographs just for this entry, which is unusual because i typically recycle the same few.
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with love from CRS @ 9:05 PM 

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