Jerry the G-Thug Gets a New Outgoing Voice Message
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Yo! C-R-to the sizza! What's cracka-lackin'? You check out my new voice mail message on my cell phone yet? It's off the hook, g!
No, but I sure will. Anything not on the hook is definitely worth checking out in my book.
It was just 3 minutes of some rap song.
Yeah, but wasn't it da bomb?
I don't know. You put your cell phone up to the stereo and then recorded it until it wouldn't record any more. That doesn't exactly create top-quality sound. I couldn't understand or even hear shit.
Yeah. Well. Trust me. That beat was dope.
Why did you even bother? No one's going to sit through that whole thing to leave a message.
Yeah. It's a pay-per-call phone, and I can't afford a cell phone bill. So I never answer my phone. But if they leave a message, checking it costs me air time. So I have 3 minutes of a song playing so no one will posibly sit through it and leave a message.
So uhm... Why have a cell phone?
So when I'm in public, like in restaurants and movie theaters everyone can hear my ringtone! "Lovers and Friends" by Lil' John. It's pimp! And everyone will be like, whoa, who has that tight-ass ringtone? Oh, shit, it's that motherfucker right there! Damn! That dawg has got to be playah! Maybe we should hang out with him and learn his technique.
Has it worked yet?
No. But it will.
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with love from CRS @ 6:21 PM
Friday, October 07, 2005
Yo! C-R-to the sizza! What's cracka-lackin'? You check out my new voice mail message on my cell phone yet? It's off the hook, g!
No, but I sure will. Anything not on the hook is definitely worth checking out in my book.
It was just 3 minutes of some rap song.
Yeah, but wasn't it da bomb?
I don't know. You put your cell phone up to the stereo and then recorded it until it wouldn't record any more. That doesn't exactly create top-quality sound. I couldn't understand or even hear shit.
Yeah. Well. Trust me. That beat was dope.
Why did you even bother? No one's going to sit through that whole thing to leave a message.
Yeah. It's a pay-per-call phone, and I can't afford a cell phone bill. So I never answer my phone. But if they leave a message, checking it costs me air time. So I have 3 minutes of a song playing so no one will posibly sit through it and leave a message.
So uhm... Why have a cell phone?
So when I'm in public, like in restaurants and movie theaters everyone can hear my ringtone! "Lovers and Friends" by Lil' John. It's pimp! And everyone will be like, whoa, who has that tight-ass ringtone? Oh, shit, it's that motherfucker right there! Damn! That dawg has got to be playah! Maybe we should hang out with him and learn his technique.
Has it worked yet?
No. But it will.
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