CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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400th Entry! The Best of the Past 100!

Sunday, July 30, 2006

this entry brought to you by tool, "vicarious"


400th entry here. You can look at the best of the previous 100 here.


RANDOM/FUNNY

For some reason nobody in my family seemed to like my Easter entry, but every time I read it it sounds like absolutely Grade A comedy. Easter is not the most well thought-out Holiday.

In real life, I talked to a nerd that had just turned 18, and somehow, he'd never seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and it utterly changed his life. Too bad he thought he was the only person on the planet to ever see it.

What in the world is a HollaBack Girl? I don't really know, but I know one that was really pissed at Gwen Stefani for smearing her good name.

Did you ever notice that people at rock concerts never seem to have any sense of personal space?

The true story of this ghetto lady who couldn't be bothered with a purse.

Did you know that Canadians get 12 free backrubs a year? It's true!

This one's a bit of a two-parter that is only funny when you read both. Why do Celebrities insist on idiotic baby names? leads directly into Go-Tard and Shiloh's Simple Life episode. Yes! It's about time someone stuck it to celebrity children!

I knew a girl who claimed to be a Born Again Virgin, which was honestly about the most non-sensical, religious self-delusion I can think of doing to yourself.

Sick and tired of being bested in inter-office prank wars? give these doozies a try, and you'll never go wrong.

The problem with texting with Jesus Christ is that he can be kind of a downer.


SERIOUS/TOPICAL

I don't know why everybody I know wants to raise a boy, because boys are the worst creatures in the world, even if they're meek and nerdy. My Mother's Day entry. Probably the sweetest thing I've ever written for my mom, if I do say so myself.

Did you ever notice howreligion acts like if you're not with their god, you must be depressed, lonely, and lost? When being spiritual really has nothing to do with religious belief?

Credit Cards are the worst thing to happen to human beings in the past 50 years. We all know it, yet we keep using them, because we are lemmings.

My rebellion from working at Taco Bell and sticking it to The Man was puny and short-lived.

There was a girl named Becky, and I got her phone number. I really, really could have lived to regret it

Rappers shooting one another is horrible, but who really expects any different from gangstas, g's, and coke dealers?

Sports are never postponed due to anybody's injury, yet when I cut myself in biology class, the whole project was cancelled for weeks. Priorities in public education are seriously skewed.

Breasts are the most wonderful thing ever, and here I explain why, in full, loving detail. One of my favorite entries I've ever written.

There's a strange, yet growing sentiment in America that evolution is silly. When the alternative couldn't possibly be sillier.

I don't understand people who brag about being impossible to offend. If this were true, and it's probably not, what does this say about them as a person?

REVIEWS:

Have fun with reviews for the movies King Kong, Silent Hill, Da Vinci Code, and My Super Ex-Girlfriend. There are also some reviews for Coachella 2006, including Sleater-Kinney, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Massive Attack, and Tool. And just in case you're in the mood, album reviews for The Yeah Yeah Yeahs' Show Your Bones and Tool's 10,000 Days.
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on this day last year who would i want to get stoned with, were i ever to do so?
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with love from CRS @ 11:45 PM 

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