CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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My Canadian Friend And I Talk About Canadian Health Care

Sunday, June 11, 2006

this entry brought to you by massive attack, "angel"



Sarah! You're Canadian!


Last time I checked....


Do you want to know what I just found out? You guys get twelve free body massages a year! Twelve! Free! This is singularly the coolest thing I've heard about any country, ever! This beats even when you find out Austrailians have kangaroos that go through their garbage like they were raccoons or something, or learning that Icelandic chicks are incredibly hot.


Well, it's not quite like that, see, you have to pay into a fund--


--Nononono. Just tell me right now. Do you get 12 free body massages?


Yes. I was planning on using one next week.


Do you have any brothers?


Two of them.


Mmhmm. And how upset would you be if one, say, disappeared for a couple weeks, and then mysteriously reappeared looking and acting exactly like me? And even his old ID suddenly looked just like me too?
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 on this day last year waaaaaay back in the day, when this page used to be on scribble.nu, one of my favorite things to do was collect pictures from hotornot.com and give pictures funny captions. This is the return of that, and holy shit, it's funny.
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with love from CRS @ 10:59 PM 

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