The Return of Fun At Hotornot.com
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"Dude, seriously, the last time someone took his picture that close to him, he ripped their heart out," was the last thing this photographer heard. But it was too late.
Satan was infuriated when he saw this pathetic imitation of himself. "I don't even like leather! This bitch just made the list," thundered the Lord of All Damned.
Dee Licious pretty much just hung out in the back at the Pimp of the Year Awards, knowing he wouldn't win. He was pimp, but not that pimp.
"Yeah, I mean, living in a highway rest stop bathroom seems like it must suck, but I always know where to meet chicks. And once every Friday at 12:30 in the morning, about twenty really nice guys all come and hang out with me."
People in the diagonal dimension are just cooler. You can tell because they smoke.
"Hi. My name's Brad, and I wear Depends. It freshens while it cleans. And it's refreshing right now, baby. Oh yeah."
Our Cousin Mike used to just sit there in the living room, pretending to drive. "Vroom Vroom" he'd say. He'd do it for hours and hours. God, we fucking hated Cousin Mike.
She was the life of the party and all was going well, when suddenly everyone froze. To her horror, the bottom of her shirt was missing. Now she was going to be the most unpopular girl in school!
The electronics department had been successfully sexied up, so he thought he would try the... the plumbing section next. Yeah, that was it. After that, only two more to go. God, it was great being sexy.
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with love from CRS @ 8:55 PM
Saturday, June 11, 2005
"Dude, seriously, the last time someone took his picture that close to him, he ripped their heart out," was the last thing this photographer heard. But it was too late.
Satan was infuriated when he saw this pathetic imitation of himself. "I don't even like leather! This bitch just made the list," thundered the Lord of All Damned.
Dee Licious pretty much just hung out in the back at the Pimp of the Year Awards, knowing he wouldn't win. He was pimp, but not that pimp.
"Yeah, I mean, living in a highway rest stop bathroom seems like it must suck, but I always know where to meet chicks. And once every Friday at 12:30 in the morning, about twenty really nice guys all come and hang out with me."
People in the diagonal dimension are just cooler. You can tell because they smoke.
"Hi. My name's Brad, and I wear Depends. It freshens while it cleans. And it's refreshing right now, baby. Oh yeah."
Our Cousin Mike used to just sit there in the living room, pretending to drive. "Vroom Vroom" he'd say. He'd do it for hours and hours. God, we fucking hated Cousin Mike.
She was the life of the party and all was going well, when suddenly everyone froze. To her horror, the bottom of her shirt was missing. Now she was going to be the most unpopular girl in school!
The electronics department had been successfully sexied up, so he thought he would try the... the plumbing section next. Yeah, that was it. After that, only two more to go. God, it was great being sexy.
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