CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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Thursday, November 27, 2008

this entry brought to you by sleater-kinney, "one more hour"

Last year i did a list of things to be thankful for. i thought this year i would do the exact same thing. read last year's list here.
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*Thanks to this past election, we can now rest easy that the world will not blow up quite as quickly as we were previously on course for blowing up, probably.

* We've finally seen Anna Paquin naked. It was in a shitty show called True Blood on HBO, and when you see the footage you can barely make out anything, but the good news is once a girl sheds her clothes for an awful show, she is way more likely to shed them for something cool.

* Chinese Democracy is finally out, so we can't use it as a punch line for things that take forever. We can instead from this point forward use it as a punchline for something that is extremely disappointing.

* Lindsay Lohan, who was previously insane last year, has not died, and has actually settled down into quite a cute relationship with Samantha Ronson. This means we get at least one more year of looking at her pretty face before they break up and she goes back on an insane tour of self destruction.

* The economy's collapse is currently at "astronomical"; it's not yet at "fucking astronomical". *

* Black parents can finally answer the question from their children, "Can I grow up to be President?" with a definitive answer: "Yes, if you run an absolutely flawless campaign and are absolutely perfect."

* No matter what, we have at least one more Christopher Nolan Batman left.

* If you're in the market, now's a great time to buy one of John McCain's eight houses.

 *that joke is right out of last year's entry!
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with love from CRS @ 7:25 AM 

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