CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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TOP TWENTY HOTTEST CELEBRITIES Part 2

Sunday, July 24, 2005

this entry brought to you by nine inch nails, "love is not enough"


And now, the 10 hottest women on the planet other than the one I'm married to. If you missed numbers 20 through 11, click here.


10 Chun-Li Yeah, I know, she's not real. But videogame characters are used as sex symbols, too, whether you find that creepy or not. Gaming's original sexy lady (Street Figther 2 came out before just about any other game with a prominent female, Metroid excluded) still remains exotic, dignified, and just sexy enough, though without being overly so like every other gaming girl nowadays. Sure, she has flashes of being too cute every now and again, and they briefly tried to sex her up a little, yet they keep returning her back to how she's supposed to be: classy but hot.



9. Sigourney Weaver Over the years, the word "handsome" when describing a woman has taken to mean "ugly" or "she looks like a dude", when some women's beauty can't be described without it. Despite the fact that she's easily the oldest woman on this list, she seems to be even prettier than when she was in Alien. Go watch her thrash around on the bed while possessed by Zuul in Ghostbusters and tell me she's not hot.



8.Kate Winslet If you are totally hot for Kate Winslet but don't remember why since, hell, she hasn't been in anything anyone has seen since Titanic, go buy Eternal Sunshine and watch. She's fucking beautiful, isn't she? Now wait for the scene where she lifts her dress and flashes her panties. Now she's on top of your list too, huh?



7. Nicole Kidman Unfortunately, Nicole doesn't seem to be aging all that well. For some reason, whenever I see her in award shows, I'm not wowed like I used to be. Still, Nicole Kidman's the kind of beauty that will be remembered 50 years from now, much like Marilyn Monroe is still considered one of the most beautiful women of all time.



6. Rose McGowan I've never seen Rose McGowan in a movie. Well, okay, I did see Scream, but I had no idea that was Rose McGowan at the time and can barely remember her when I think about it. Never even seen a full episode of Charmed. But Holy God, is she hot. Sidenote: Impossibly, she looks better blond. I never thought I would say that, but it's true.



5.Laura Prepon You know what's weird? Miss Prepon and Scarlett Johannson look like sisters. Don't they? Usually I dislike celebrities that look too much like someone else, but in the case of this tall, leggy redhead, I think I'll make an exception. Sidenote: Why did she dye her hair blond? Unlike Rose McGowan, she doesn't look as good blond (although she still obviously looks great). Why does everyone think blond is the best?



4.Gillian Anderson The X-Files has been off for several years, and even when it was on I didn't watch much after Mulder left, so when it came down to compile this new list, I didn't expect Gillian (who was #2 last time) to score nearly as high. But then I ran across this picture. And suddenly, I really, really wished I'd watched those last couple years.



3Thora Birch When I saw American Beauty, a movie I loathed, I had to admit that I was thoroughly entranced by the beautiful, sullen Thora Birch, and almost fell over backwards when she bared her breasts. Then I saw her in Ghost World (co-starring Scarlett Johannson, number 2 on this list, and though there were no bare breasts, she had this punky emo thing going on that drove me nuts.



2.Scarlett Johannson I first saw her in The Man Who Wasn't There, and in even such a small role and in black and white, I couldn't keep my eyes off of her. Then, in Lost in Translation, I got to see her in full, vivid color. Wow. What a knock-out. Not only is she inhumanly gorgeous, she also has an extremely sexy voice. Bonus: For some reason or another, Sophia Copolla has a fixation on Scarlett's butt in Lost in Translation. Not that I mind.



1.Christina Ricci When I did my top 10 celebrities three years ago, she was an easy number one. But with her getting unnecessarily thinner and thinner, when it came time to start preparing for this entry, I was positive she would slip to number two, with such fierce competition from Miss Johannson. Then I found a web page with her most recent magazine photo shoots, and I fell in love all over again. Even though thinner than I'd like her to be, Christina Ricci is still the hottest woman on the planet.

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with love from CRS @ 12:48 PM 

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