CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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TOP TWENTY HOTTEST CELEBRITIES Part 1

Saturday, July 23, 2005

this entry brought to you by queens of the stone age, "medication"


Several years ago, I made a list of 10 celebrities that I thought were hotter than any other. It was kind of a hasty entry and was basically written off the top of my head. At the time I'd even said that there were probably lots that I was forgetting, but it was a list to give you a sort of good idea as to what women I was attracted to. And, on that end, it accomplished its job. When I decided to get around to doing this again, I wanted to be much more precise and well thought-out, much more definitive. The last time the list was, from #1 to #10, Christina Ricci, Gillian Anderson, Fairuza Balk, Nicole Kidman, Rose McGowan, Heather Graham, Chun Li, Sigourney Weaver, Kirsten Dunst, and Katie Holmes. Now, that list is almost entirely shaken up. In fact, Katie Holmes isn't even on it anymore (yes, partially because of the whole Tom Cruise thing). Anyway, I present to you... The 20th- 11th Hottest Women On Earth That Aren't Married To Me:


20. Meg White Meg's an oddity. And I'm sure you could name 100 girls prettier that might belong on this list. There are angles I've seen of Meg where she looks downright homely. I admit that I have an odd crush on her. But talk to any White Stripes fan, and they'll tell you the same thing. Maybe it's the way she doesn't say much during interviews, just smokes, nods, and giggles, seems to be always lost in thought. Maybe it's the way she lolls her head to the side dreamily as she plays drums, then switches to horny hunger. Maybe it's her big, wonderful breasts and awesome curves. Who knows?



19. Audrey Tatou It's difficult to get all the way through Amelie (a movie that just barely missed being on my top 25 movies of all time) without falling head over heels for its star. If there were a personification of the word "cute", she would be it. And usually cute in excess can be nauseating (see any trendy Japanese schoolgirl), but Tatou hits the perfect amount. I guarantee you won't be able to get her out of your head for weeks after seeing it.



18. Heather Graham She's got these great, big eyes, that make her look innocent and whimsical, yet I've seen her breasts so many times I'd recognize them in the dark. In fact, I think I've seen them more times than anyone else on this list. Yet, instead of that making her a floozy, Graham still has a lovely dignity. How the hell does she have sex on-screen so many times and still remain an A-list actress? That's her whole charm, though. Not that I mind.



17. Tori Amos I know you've probably never seen Fantasia 2000, but bear with me. There's this segment where a fire destroys a beautiful forest. Then the spirit of nature comes and swims through the air, and in her wake, beauty grows. If that spirit were a real person, it would look like Tori Amos. And I would think that even if I hadn't read any of Tori's weirdo neo-pagan interviews. Plus, that picture where Tori lazily nurses a pig on the inside of Boys for Pele is kinda sexy, isn't it?



16. Drew Barrymore You know a reason to have hope in Western society? In a place where even Paris Hilton, a skinny-as-a-twig mutant can get even skinnier and manages impossible ubiquity, a girl like Drew Barrymore, who could never get rid of that baby-fat, can be looked at as a sex symbol. There's hope after all.



15. Fairuza Balk Last time I did one of these lists, the wild-eyed, beautifully lipped goth darling was number 3. She's since dropped considerably, seeing as how I couldn't even tell you the last time I saw or heard of her. Nevertheless, that wicked smile and those penetrating eyes, her penchant for black lipstick... Shivering just thinking about it. Sidenote: Remember in American History X, when she was topless? And you really, really wanted to see more? And then a man gets curb stomped? And you couldn't enjoy what little you saw? Didn't that just piss you off?



14. Bjork Maybe in her native Iceland, Bjork looks just like every other woman. Hell, I don't know. I've never been there. But her sly, elfish face, at least on this side of the pond, isn't quite like any other. I feel like if you were to paint her face, then press it against a canvas, I would still recognize her. By the way, if Tori is the spirit of nature, Bjork is the spirit of water. Side note: I'll bet you didn't know Bjork was naked in all of the videos off of Vespertine, did you?



13. Catherine Zeta Jones Although I personally prefer the women in the top 10, objectively, Catherine Zeta Jones is the prettiest woman alive. Whenever I'm going through a magazine's Top 100 Hot Chicks list, inside I always want it to be Christina Ricci. But I always know it should be Catherine Zeta Jones.



12. Kirsten Dunst Yeah, I'm annoyed as anyone with all the movies she did in the late 90s, and I'm annoyed at how ditzy she comes off in interviews. But that doesn't stop how hot she is (and looks even hotter as red headed Mary Jane Watson in Spider-Man). You know the scene in Eternal Sunshine where she dances around in her underwear? Well, in the script, she was supposed to be naked. Frustrating, isn't it?



11.Monica Belucci I think the first time I saw her, she was on the cover of Maxim, and while she seemed to stand out in the pack of average-looking models that normally grace the covers of the magazine, I wasn't impressed. Then I saw Matrix Reloaded. Good God. The most famous butt in Hollywood is Jennifer Lopez's overrated one. But Monica's butt was so perfect you could bounce quarters off of it. Why you would want to do that, I don't know. But you could.

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with love from CRS @ 6:48 PM 

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