CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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HOUSE MUSIC DJ OPENLY DOING TAXES AT FESTIVAL PERFORMANCE

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

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ALBUQUERQUE-- During his performance at Albuquerque's hugely attended Desert Blue Music And Arts Festival, the popular House DJ and producer Andrew Rayel was seen starting his famous beats, then dragging out a large red box clearly marked "Receipts", which he then began to produce envelopes out of. Giving only perfunctory "You all feel that?" shouts into the microphone and occasionally saying "Lemme see them hands," at various times, Rayel was seen with a calculator and, with furrowed brow, jotting down what can only be assumed to be numbers and dates. At the midway point of his song "Aeon of Revenge", a clearly frustrated Rayel asked the audience "Does anybody know how to fill out a 1133WS form?", and after a few moments, buried his head in his hands and slumped onto his equipment. The DJ was seen mouthing "I'm fucked" while shaking his head later during the set.

As of press time, no member of the crowd has noticed that anything different has happened during the performance, and has continued dancing.
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with love from CRS @ 10:07 AM 

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