Chandler, Arizona, United States
There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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HOROSCOPE: CUTE COFFEE GIRL THINKS OF NOTHING BUT YOU ASKING HER OUT, ASSUMING ALL HER RESPONSIBILITIES
with love from CRS @ 12:47 PM
this entry brought to you by mikal cronin, "shout it out"
ARIES-- Although you've never had the balls to actually ask her out, the cute coffee girl with the wide smile does, in fact, only flash that smile at you. In fact, while you have nervously decided that she's just being friendly and that there's no way you should take her flirtatiously batted eyes to heart, the girl secretly thinks about you all day. Although coming across as just above casually into you, the way she might any of her favorite customers, she does nothing but fantasize of you asking her out and taking her on a date that sweeps her off her feet. Although it seems she loves to chat with you and would like to get to know you more as a friend, she indeed wants nothing more than to know you completely and utterly, and wants to inhale your scent every day. She day dreams constantly of quitting her job at the coffee shop and for you to pay the rent, bills, food, and daycare for her toddler you are unaware of with your meager paycheck so she can go out and party when she likes. Appearing sweet but professional, she indeed hates everyone around her, and cannot wait for you to take her away from this miserable world, to murder her boyfriend, hide the body in the desert somewhere, and have sex in the imprint of the bed her boyfriend left. At night, as she sleeps next to the asshole she is currently with, she fantasizes of lying to the police for you as they question her about his murder by you, and practices the face she will make that will be the most convincingly in grief without giving away her ecstatic joy that she can now spend every waking moment waiting for you to come home and boring you with stories of parties she's been to. If the police trail gets too close for comfort, she hopes one day to murder someone with you to steal their car, and hitting the road, always one step ahead of the police, and possibly murdering anyone else that might recognize you, making love in front of their corpse, because it seems extra dangerous that way. If there was any way to get you to see the urgent lust in her eyes to encourage you to take that first step beyond idle chit-chat, she would.