CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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Fucking in Movie Theaters

Thursday, January 23, 2014

this entry brought to you by tv on the radio, "lover's day"


I never understood making out during a movie. Sure, its dark, it's comfy, so there's a hint of privacy, but there are cheaper ways to get public jollies. You could fuck in your car out in the parking lot, for example. Hell, even I've done that. But otherwise, even if you're a teenager and your mom is always home and can't get privacy there, movie theaters don't make sense as a place to do it in public.

Now dollar theaters, those are just fuck fests. They don't even bother cleaning the fluids up off the floor.

If you're at a normal theater and a girl starts giving you a handjob, that's just rude. That's what a common whore does, just totally wastes your 10 dollars with an awkward handjob. But in a discount theater, that's not whore behavior. That's normal everyday folk behavior. What else are you supposed to do besides bone down? All the trailers you see in a discount theater are for movies that have been out for months! If you're not penetrating a vagina, or having your vagina penetrated during trailers for movies you've already seen, you're a lonely, lonely person.

While you're probably going to be blowjobbing and giving cunnilingus during the entire movie, you might actually want to see the movie that you paid to see, but everyone knows, bare minimum, the first 15 minutes while the trailers play is dedicated time to orgasm. If you can't cum in fifteen minutes, you really should have gotten yourself wet out in the parking lot before going in.

Even if you're watching a movie that's an Oscar contender, or something where the audience is going to be older, the people filtering in understand what movie they've walked in, and they'll be happy that you're not, say, in a Disney movie like perverts. "Oh look, dear, that teenager is ejaculating in that girl's mouth, instead of just letting it spill on the floor! How considerate!"

with love from CRS @ 10:18 AM 

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