CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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Pretty Girls With Ugly, Fat Boyfriends

Friday, December 27, 2013

this entry brought to you by aerosmith, "dream on"


Whenever I see a really pretty girl with an ugly, fat boyfriend, I assume that she's secretly a dominatrix and anyone even slightly better looking than he just can't handle it. She's got like 12 different brooms in her house, each one with a different handle width. "Why do you have so many brooms in your house?" "Oh, I'm really clean. Reaaaaaaally clean. And I don't like it when people in my house aren't clean."
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with love from CRS @ 2:38 PM 

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