Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
Profile continued . . .


Thursday, October 31, 2013

this entry brought to you by the arcade fire, "the suburbs"

Guy Who Has to Explain Costume to Every Person He Meets, which is a costume that is a reference so obscure even someone intimately familiar with the source material has to be reminded of what it is.

Sexy Assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.

Undead Version of Whatever you Went to Comic-Con as. You didn't spend all that time and money building that shit to use it once, dammit!

Not-Undead Actual For Real Dead Body.

Married Couple That Clearly Don't Know How to Have Fun Anymore, which is a couple dressed as a devil and an angel. Aww, aren't they the cutest? For the love of God, just put a bullet in them before they remember what it was like to have creativity.

That One Copy of the Kama Sutra Your Parents Had, which is you and your significant other naked with just so much goddamn pubic hair..

Sexy Flag Girl, which is exactly like a Sexy Cheerleader, except way fatter.

Actual Schoolgirl, which consists of braces, a OneDirection t-shirt, Spongebob Squarepants shoes, and pants with a Monster High logo on it. The widespread acceptance of the "schoolgirl" fetish is creepy, is what I'm saying.

Guy With The Funniest Costume Ever, otherwise known as a "pimp" costume. Can you imagine? You, a person who would obviously never wear an outfit so outlandish? And yet there you will be! Blowing people's minds and expectations with hilarity.

Sexy Nixon.

A Giant Slor. Many Shuvs and Zuuls will know what it is to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Bukakke Survivor.

The Most Clever Guy in The Whole Room. It's you. Dressed as you. With a sheet of paper that says "Costume" handwritten on it, put on your shirt. All those idiots waste all that time and money on their costumes, and you have bested them at their own game. Now you will get all of the pussy.

Person Who Doesn't Understand Humor. Take whatever recent tragedy that has caused the country as a whole shock, sadness, or anxiety, and make an offensive costume based on that-- aka "The Loneliest Person at the Party". What's the matter, nobody can take a joke?

with love from CRS @ 11:59 AM 


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