Chandler, Arizona, United States

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A Rather Indecent Proposal

Monday, October 28, 2013

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Hello. This might seem like a uhm, rather indecent proposal I am suggesting, but hear me out if you will. I am a very rich man. And I find your wife simply captivating. I am asking to have a weekend at my estate with her, up in the mountains.

In exchange, I will offer you six hundred. And fifty dollars.

Cash. I ain't fuckin' around here. Boom. Six hundred and fifty big boys. One weekend with your wife. I have it right here in my wallet. I know it might be hard to believe someone would just carry around cool hard cash like that, but when you're as rich and as handsome as me, you don't sweat it. Bam.

...Shit, hold on. Actually, I'm a little short. Do you mind taking a check? Whoop-- hold on, actually, my checkbook is out in my car. Don't move, I'll be right back.

Okay, so here's a check written out for 650 dollars. Don't cash that until Friday.

with love from CRS @ 3:27 PM 


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