Chandler, Arizona, United States
There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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The People I Know Are Not Comedy Well Wishers Part 2
with love from CRS @ 10:06 AM
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When people find out that you want to be a stand-up comic, suddenly they start judging every single thing you say, as if you intend on that being a stand-up routine. For example, I might say something like "Ugh, after work I need to pick up some Pedialyte, so I'm going to have to head over to Wally-World."
And some asshole might scoff, saying "Psh. Wally-World? Heard it."
As if I had actually said "Wall-World" like it was my own original concept. Listen, if I was going to make up a nickname for Wal-Mart, it would definitely have the word "fuck" in the middle, and there's a good chance it would have an ethnic slur.