Chandler, Arizona, United States
There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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How to be a Stand-Up Comic
with love from CRS @ 7:44 AM
this entry brought to you by them crooked vultures, "no one loves me and neither do i"
When the open mic was over, and Kristen and I went outside for her to smoke, and the guest host, my favorite comic of the night, and I were chatting, the guest host was beating himself up. He was saying gosh, I didn't do that joke right, and man, I wish I hadn't told that that way.
And this made me giddy. When I logged on to Internet, went to Ehow.com, and typed "How to be a Stand Up Comedian", it said Step 1) Write comedy jokes. Step 2) Find an open mic. Step 3) Tell comedy jokes. Step 4) Fucking hate yourself.