CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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HOROSCOPE: AXEL ROSE LOOKALIKE DEPRESSES THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

Monday, January 07, 2013

this entry brought to you by radiohead, "reckoner"


SCORPIO-- You will enter a grocery store to pick up bagels, and will see a man that looks exactly like Axel Rose working there, which will profoundly depress you.

"Man," you'll say. "There used to be a time when a guy that looked like that would be in a semi-successful band at the very least," you will say to yourself, wondering how in the world a guy that looks like Axel Rose could possibly have time to work at a grocery store instead of having sex with several women at once.

His dangerous, wild-eyed look alone should keep a guy like this as the front man of the city's most edgy band, and there is no reason he should even be at awake and at work at the early hour of noon, and yet, there he is, pushing in shopping carts, laughing with the elderly greeter in a friendly tone.

"Thanks for shopping!" he will say to you in a cheery tone as you walk by. You will be thrown into a funk for the rest of the day as these words cut through you.
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with love from CRS @ 12:43 PM 

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