Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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Free Parking Means Free Parking

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

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You know, I always hated it when you played Monopoly at a friend's house and he had some weird house rules that didn't make any sense to you. Most people play where they put money in the center for whatever reason, and when you land on "free parking", for some inexplicable reason, you get paid. FREE PARKING IS FREE PARKING, YOU WEIRDOS. If you don't like it, move to a country where fairies magically just shower you with cash and presents for finding a parking spot with no meter. If you don't know why it's there, wait until hour three when you literally cannot walk a step without spending cash. Also, how do you do this without the bank continually going bankrupt? You people make me sick.

with love from CRS @ 5:49 PM 


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