Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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I Hope the Mothball People Know Their Days Are Numbered

Saturday, June 23, 2012

this entry brought to you by nine inch nails, "just like you imagined"

I'll bet at this point there is only one company that produces mothballs. There was probably an epic struggle for control over mothball market back in the 1950's, and one company, through blood and ruthlessness, managed to emerge the victor, and has been coasting on that sweet, sweet mothball money for three generations. I hope that company has spent the past twenty years in R&D for other products, and doesn't just lord around, thinking the market will last for as long as there are old people, because the old people of the future won't give a shit about mothballs in the way the old people of the past have. I'm hoping they have invested in things that old people will be into, like lip piercing plugs. Mothball Brand Pokemon Lip Piercing Plugs.

with love from CRS @ 1:14 PM 


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