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Home Alone: The Pizza Guy's Nightmare

Tuesday, June 05, 2012

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Go back and watch Home Alone again. What in the world did that screen writer have against pizza delivery guys? It makes sense that Kevin would figure out some way to eat for free, which covers the problem the viewer has in terms of "How the hell does this kid eat?" But what the fuck! Kevin psychologically tortures this innocent guy, and gleefully might I add, mugging for the camera at the end with a smirk as he follows along, "Keep the change, you filthy animal." Listen, when this sadistic child beats the living crap out of two dirtbags, that's one thing, but why would the screenwriter get so much joy in utterly ruining this poor pizza delivery guy's life? What, did the writer order a pizza one night while in the midst of writing the film and it was a whole ten minutes late? Home Alone revels so much in the delivery boy scene one almost gets the idea that in the original draft Kevin just shoots the guy, and they toned it down to this level for a PG rating.

with love from CRS @ 1:01 PM 


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