My Friend Who Hadn't Heard of Fox News
this entry brought to you by pomegranates, "the uncanny terrace treeclimber"
A friend of mine the other day asked me what Fox News was, and I thought she was kidding. But she insisted no, she had no idea what Fox News was. And I fucked her right then and there. Not because I was especially turned on, quite the contrary, I had a bit of a headache. I just wanted to be able to go to my grave being able to say that I legally fucked something untarnished and unspoiled, not yet cynical of this hideous, hideous world.
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with love from CRS @ 7:58 AM
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
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