CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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MAN WITH WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL COCK DEAD AT 35

Sunday, August 28, 2011

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Kurt David Lahman has left this world at the age of 35. He was born in Eerie, IN, and died in Tucson, AZ in a horrible, tragic car accident. He will be missed as not just a loving husband to Sarah Lahman and father to Adrien and Samantha Lahman, as an excellent realty agent who could always be depended on to work tirelessly for a sale, but also for his immaculate cock.

It was at age 18 when Kurt learned that his penis was special. Yes, he'd taken a peek at other boys' packages in the locker room at school and was sure that his measured up rather well. And in the tenth grade he'd had an older girlfriend who told him that his was the most gorgeous dick she'd ever seen, but she'd only seen three others at that point in time, so Kurt didn't allow it to effect his ego.

A doctor's visit opened Lahman's eyes to the real beauty of his cock. He'd gone in for a routine check-up, the first where he would have to remove his trousers, turn his head, and cough, while the doctor held his testicles.

"Wow," the doctor said upon entering the room. "I see a lot of penises in my line of work, but none of them are as fine an example as that one."

Kurt wasn't the type that wanted to make a living off of his cock, beautiful as it may have been. Pornography seemed like a natural occupation to pursue, but he was concerned about the environment of drug abuse and what sort of friends he would have if he went in that direction. College and real estate were the occupation Kurt Lahman decided to go in, to much success.

Despite his lack of professional adult movie experience, however, Kurt knew it would be a crime to keep the world from viewing his gift. He would show it to anyone who asked, or had any interest in the male organ at all. On his days off and weekends Kurt could be seen wearing his favorite t-shirt which read "Ask Me About My Cock", and his avatar on many message boards on the Internet was that of his member.

All who have seen Kurt Lahman's dick, male or female, have exclaimed its virtues, have wanted to see it every chance they could get, and a few have even said that seeing this remarkable penis has changed their lives. Now that there is no way to see it ever again, those that have seen it will remember it fondly, and those that have pictures of it will them. Neither too big nor too small, it was a truly remarkable cock, flaccid or rigid, clean shaven or bushy, oiled up or dry, tanned or its natural skin tone. It had been circumcised perfectly, and it did not lean to one side or another like most penises do. It was a proud penis, a penis that you were compelled to touch, but too afraid to actually do so, out of fear that you would somehow bruise or scratch it.

Kurt Lahman was taken too early from this world. It is a tragedy that he is gone, but we can all rejoice in his life, and be proud that he affected all that he met, and changed their lives for the better. His cock will always live on in our hearts and memories. It truly was too beautiful to live.
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with love from CRS @ 9:50 AM 

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