CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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The Girl With the Pro-Life Shirt

Friday, August 05, 2011

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I was with my wife and we went to Taco Bell, and there was this really cute girl with a shirt that said "PRO-LIFE". I was absolutely thrilled. "Holy shit!" I said to my wife. "Check out that chick with that awesome shirt! I can't believe she has the balls to wear something so controversial! Fuck all those people who disagree! Hell yeah!"

"Which one?" my wife asked.

"That one right there!" I said, gesturing, and right then the girl walked by and I said, giving an enthusiastic thumbs up, "Hey! Nice shirt!"

"Why thank you!" she answered, flashing a beautiful, charming smile, but she also had a surprised look, as if implying she didn't get that reaction often.

And as they walked off my wife asked "What the fuck are you talking about? That shirt said Pro-Life."

It was right then that I realized that I'm Pro-Choice, and that, once again, I'd totally gotten those two confused. And I felt this horrible shame and anger, like I'd been slapped in the face. One, because I'm obviously such a fucking idiot. And two, how dare that chick run around wearing such a controversial t-shirt? the balls on that chick!
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with love from CRS @ 8:20 AM 

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