CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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HOROSCOPE: UNPLEASANT WOMAN WITH GIRLSTACHE SOMEHOW PREGNANT AGAIN

Sunday, July 17, 2011

this entry brought to you by nine inch nails, "discipline"


A hideous woman who works for the local convenience store has become pregnant for the fifth time, despite being one of the ugliest humans ever seen by another human being, with bags under her eyes, a bowl haircut, an enormous wart on both her nose and another next to her mouth, and a disgustingly unkempt girlstache which, really, she could just have waxed, it's not like it costs that much, and at least she would be approaching looking like a normal person. Furthermore, this woman is casually hostile, and cannot utter a single sentence without sounding full of contempt.

After many conversations with your friend who also frequents this convenience store as to how exactly it is possible that she is continually pregnant and who in the world would be so desperate as to have sex with her, the two of you come to the conclusion that she is a serial rapist, with a list of victims too ashamed to step forward and report to the police.
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with love from CRS @ 12:57 PM 

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