CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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Sunday, June 12, 2011

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REMAKE OF WAR GAMES TO FEATURE PLOT RENDERED EVEN MORE HILARIOUSLY UNREALISTIC IN 20 YEARS

KID WITH HAIRY PALMS EXPLAINS IT'S AN UNFORTUNATE RECESSIVE TRAIT

LOCAL WIFE DREAMS OF NOTHING BUT LOW QUALITY 20 DOLLAR BROWSER GAMES

ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS TO PHASE OUT "YOU'RE A WHALE OF A" STICKERS BECAUSE NOBODY TALKS THAT WAY

MATHEMATICIANS DETERMINE A "SOLID" IS 5/6THS THE AMOUNT OF A "FAVOR"

BLOGGER DEATHS DETERMINED TO COME IN TWELVES

ATTRACTIVE, TALLER THAN AVERAGE WOMAN TIRED OF BEING ASKED BY PERVERTS IF SHE WILL STOMP ON THEM

"JERSEY SHORE" MAKES SPRINGSTEEN CRY A SINGLE TEAR

TWO SISTERS AND THEIR MOTHER GET MATCHING SLUTTY TATTOOS

NATIONWIDE RASH OF SWEARING NEWS ANCHORS SYMPTOM OF GLOBAL WARMING

GUY MASTURBATING IN PARK JUST TRYING TO GET THE EDGE OFF

DAVID BOWIE PROVED TO BE AN ELABORATE HOAX
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with love from CRS @ 12:48 PM 

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