CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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Hanging Out With Superman

Saturday, June 11, 2011

this entry brought to you by trail of dead, "another morning stoner"


Listen, it's not like I'm bitching. I love hanging out with Superman. He's a great conversationalist, and if I may say, not only is he super strong, but he's also a super conversationalist.

What's frustrating is that after a long day, Superman likes to head to a bar with some friends and unwind with a pint of beer, and it's never long before some asshole starts some shit.

We can always hear them from the crowd of people before it even starts, you'll hear some drunken idiot telling his buddy, "No, fuck him, he's not that tough," and you'll hear his buddy telling him it's not worth it. And we always sort of look around at each other, rolling our eyes. Here we go again.

And the drunk will come up and tap Superman really hard on his shoulder and say something about how Superman's been giving him the stink eye all night-- which is totally in this guy's head, but whatever-- and how he and Supes should take it outside.

Now Superman, he's a great guy. Always cool as a cucumber, always tells the guy he must be mistaken, or else he'll even pretend that it is his fault by saying "Hey man, sorry, I didn't mean anything by it." But it doesn't really matter how much Superman stays cool, or how we tell the guy it's not a big deal, or how much his friend tries to pull him away from Superman, but these fuckers always escalate it until Superman has to flick him on the nose or do a mighty blow and knock the fucker out.

But do you want to know the kicker? As they're dragging the guy out, the guy's buddy always-- and I can't stress this enough, always comes up afterward and apologizes, and says "Hey man, I don't know what got into him. He's your biggest fan."

Makes us wish Superman fans were all potheads. Maybe they'd have already baked us all cookies.
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with love from CRS @ 11:56 AM 

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