CRS
Chandler, Arizona, United States

There's an old saying. If you don't want someone to join a crowd, you ask them, "If everyone were jumping off of a cliff, would you?" Well, I have. So my answer would be "Yes". True story.
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Making Out Just to Make Out

Tuesday, March 01, 2011

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I overheard two teenaged boys in line at the grocery store, swapping stories with chicks they'd made out with over the previous weekend. They seemed pretty proud of themselves.

Can you even remember the last time you made out with someone specifically for the purposes of making out? If a friend of mine came up to me all proud of himself, "Dude, I totally made out with this chick last night! Yeah!" I'd assume that he had an STD. "Good for you," I would say to him. "Things must be pretty difficult for you, what with your dickrot and all. I'm glad at least you can get some action."

Then I'd go home and fuck my wife a couple times.
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with love from CRS @ 1:27 PM 

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